Oh, Delilah is getting so big! And by big, I mean heavy. Which I am okay with. She’s still beautiful.
the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like a caucasian orc from the lord of the rings
you haven’t experienced awkward until you’ve tried to tickle someone who isn’t ticklish
- someone: what are your plans for the weekend
- me: who knows
- me: (i know)
- me: (i'm not leaving the house)
No Harvard graduate has ever solved this riddle. See if you can crack it!
I am ill, I am real, I might got a deal.
I pop bottles and I have the right kind of build.
I am cold, I am dope, I might sell coke.
I’m always in the air, but I never fly coach.
What am I?
do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts
yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me
i feel you
we all feel you
why are so many people touching me
This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night
